What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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KEVIN HART

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knock knock you may come in

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Penis

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What's 9 +10 19

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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