- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Women's rights.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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