Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Grapefruit.

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Please don't rape me.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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i like potatoes

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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hi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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The WNBA.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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