I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did you say? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Jokes are funny.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Adam Sandler.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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