Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Tacos

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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