Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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how does peploe get around they walk

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Don't rape me!

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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oops

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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sweaty black guy

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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