Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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womens rights!

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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