What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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WNBA

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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I LIKE TURLES.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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