Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Avery has crabs.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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