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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

dead babies

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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