where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Dozer has a soul

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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obama is a good president

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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