why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Women

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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