- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Black people are clen.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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