- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Come in!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An asian walks out of math class

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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