A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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