Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats gay ? you

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Fuck her

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Can I touch it?

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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