What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Don't rape me!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

God.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Brittney Spears

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

penis that is all

shut up

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Google Doodles

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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