- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

ollie is a fag so are you

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Y2K

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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