How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Nicholas Cage

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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No

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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