What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What should I name my dog?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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