Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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