what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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pubic lice.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Gadaffi

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Hi colton

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i wish i was a tree !

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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