- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Women's Rights

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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