A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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lololololololololol

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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