a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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alcoholism kills

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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A man buys free health care...

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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