What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Your mum is dead

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Women

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Nickelback.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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A black succeeds

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jokes r dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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