#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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lololololololololol

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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