If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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The WNBA

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Ben is gay

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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