What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What does a man like. food.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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want to go home? yea

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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