Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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God.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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penis

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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George W. Bush

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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