Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women rights.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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