why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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want to go home? yea

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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your face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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