Baseball

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

your momma's an antijoke

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Nicholas Cage

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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