whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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This is not Will Smith.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Dead babies.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Women's Golf

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Your mum is dead

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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