God.

I am a real homosexual

Don't rape me!

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Covietz has a large penis

A ginger rapping.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What break when you talk?

where do the women go? the womanarium

Women's Rights

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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