-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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haha.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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