A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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