- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

womens rights!

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

no u

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

whats better than shoes feet

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