YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Golf.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's your name? You tell me.

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go go gadget

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