For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Du bist mein Kampf

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

dead babies

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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