There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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haha.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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