Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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jack shine has boobs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Jews for Jesus

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