Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Y2K

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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