Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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lol

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Where else? The junk yard

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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