Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Tacos

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Knock knock Come in!

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Black people

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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