- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

ur mother

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

There is a car full of black people.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Rebecca Black.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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