jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

stuff and dogs {()}

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

knock knock come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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