Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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A black person in the NHL

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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