Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Women's Basketball.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

25

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

a little girl gets raped

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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