I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did you say? I don't know.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Rebecca Black.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Jokes are funny.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Adam Sandler.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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