thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What did the mole say? Nothing

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

womans rights

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Jewish People

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

69

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

hi my name is? joe

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Star Wars

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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