Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Miscarriages.

Hey

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Knock knock! Yes?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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