What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's your name? You tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +47

throbbing slobber

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why Because

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

how does peploe get around they walk

thumb_up thumb_down +35

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops