- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Amputations.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

KEVIN HART

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

It's your mother, open the door.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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