knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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