What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Women

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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