Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Black people are clen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

How Long is a Chinese man.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

I LIKE TURLES.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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