what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Thumbs this up

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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knock knock Come in.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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i heart wiener

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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